Hotness Gallery
A little gallery of our favorite Hillbilly Wedding photos to waste a little part of your work day!
1. Cleetus Junior clearly enraptured over the impending nuptials.
2. An actual Toothless Hillbilly, in his natural environment (trailer park, pregnant partner, Cujo…)
3. By no means the worst dressed in this gallery
4. The bar tender is finally bonding with his seeing eye dog after gouging his own eyeballs out with a fork
5. I don’t know who is luckier
6. What a promising start to a lifetime of monogamy
7. Four generations of crazy finally together for the family snap
8. Nothing says “I love you” like an assault rifle and two 9mm pistols
9. My kind of wedding!!
10. The centerpiece of Vera Wang’s “Hillbilique Collection”